GASH GRANOLA
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
Get the gash granolamug. Stealing a deal (order) someone else has been working on while they are off and putting it into your own name. Then getting paid an extra (gash) bonus for doing it.
Dan: What happened to that deal I was working on?
Mark: He called yesterday when you were off.
Dan: Is he going to deal?
Mark: Yes, I dealt him up yesterday in my name, I've also been paid a Gash Bonus
Mark: He called yesterday when you were off.
Dan: Is he going to deal?
Mark: Yes, I dealt him up yesterday in my name, I've also been paid a Gash Bonus
by Top-Nsher April 24, 2011
Get the Gash Bonusmug. I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.
by Haggisface December 8, 2012
Get the Gash handlermug. by Beltazar November 9, 2017
Get the Gash Bashin'mug. by Fodangle January 20, 2022
Get the Sweaty Gashmug. 1. Term to describe vaginas from Victorian England during the industrialization period when smog was prevalent and there were many ladies of the night walking the streets.
2. Girls from Middlesborough
2. Girls from Middlesborough
Was researching photography in Victorian England when I came across some early pornography, there was smog gash everywhere!
by Paddy Mashdown November 22, 2011
Get the Smog Gashmug. When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.
by Ewwww Fanny September 4, 2011
Get the Gash Splashmug.