GARRETT

gets all the bitches

person 1: what does Garrett get again?
person 2: bitches

by waahfinity October 30, 2018

Garrett

A chache and a douche who will break your heart with a small dick. He is a jerk and ass hole. He is a fuckboy and is stubborn. He friendzones and gets friendzoned.

Garrett is a chache.

by Stubbornmain July 4, 2018

Garrison Level

The point where the volume from any given audible source (i.e. music, movie, television show, etc.) reaches and/or exceeds an acceptable level for enjoyment and is indeed no longer enjoyable by anyone.

Yeah, it was real relaxed upstairs at 20th last night until the movie reached Garrison Level.

Dude, turn that music down, we're approaching Garrison Level here, I like having eardrums.

by slickwillypie May 4, 2010

gardita

Acronym for "getting a raw dog in the a$$". Basically means getting screwed by the boss.

I can't go out tonight, I got garditaed at work today and need to stay late.

by choadtacular1 May 19, 2010

Garrison

To tall for his age

Man that kid is a Garrison

by GarryTheGator June 6, 2018

Garrett Glencoe

Me

Its me Garrett Glencoe

by Me dumby head September 17, 2018

Garret

Really gay. Like REALLY GAY

dang i cant believe bob is a garret

by Notgaysupreme March 21, 2019