glock girl

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.

Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.

by prisonpuppy101 March 3, 2019

Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.

Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!

by GabeShooter April 1, 2019

glock whip

To take the end of a glock and beat the living shit out of someone with it

“This girl was talking crap so I glock whipped her ass”

by Forever553344 October 31, 2019

Gockmucker

Someone who likes eating out ass and gets shit on their face.

Did you know that Andrew is a gockmucker?

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020

Glockshame

A famous sound cloud rapper hella gay and be picking men booty all the time

Your such a glockshame

by Matthew manz April 30, 2020

GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE

exclamation, informal

to end a conversation/debate the most igant way possible in .86 sec flat and that's my kind of igant

Teachers, "Well soulless ginger Brad if you're soooo smart what's 4x4?"

Soulless ginger Brad, "All the math I neeeed to know is 4x4 don't get stuck! GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE!!!!

by NOT IN MY MERICA NOZIR September 19, 2020