groat

Female chin whiskers.

I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.

by MiahMorris February 5, 2007

grotesack

somewhere between grotesque and sack face.

woahhh...aren't you Dan Grotesack from myspace???

by dangrotesque March 19, 2008

Groitch

1. The area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.

My groitch hurt after I was kicked in my ding-ding.

Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.

Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.

by Richard Tickler November 28, 2009

Back Grot

Pornogrphic images used as background wallpaper on a PC.

As defined by Will Lowe

"bejesus look at the back grot mikey is working with on his laptop"

by Willow 29 August 7, 2006

I am Groot

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I am Groot: I am Groot! I am Groot, I am Groot.
I am Groot: I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot?
I am Groot: I am Groot.

by Gappies May 29, 2019

groth

a person who is typically one of the the most annoying people on the planet, also a generally hated person that other people would want to hurt...alot

Did you see that groth at the mall? I just wanted to punch him in the face.

by masta f***ing beast January 30, 2010

the gout

the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!

Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.

by ctu September 6, 2008