gripa

A substitute for "hella", meaning "really" "alot".

OH SNAP! That's GRIPA tight!

by The Vorsh July 16, 2004

monkey grip

Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.

Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.

Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.

I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.

by extrasketchy March 24, 2009

salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice

Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip

by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014

Death grip

When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.

Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”

Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”

by KennethRoberts September 20, 2018

gripset

To peace the fuck out of somewhere

"Yo this party is beat, lets gripset"

or

"Lets grip and go get some box"

by harvey0wnz October 16, 2007

grip and bury

to make out with a girl then fuck her.

Brandon tries to grip and bury on the reg, but can only grip.

by plebe beezy November 16, 2011

Griessel

To choke to death on a large penis.

OMG did you hear about Sharon?

No.. What happened?

She griesseled earlier today.

OH NO!!!

by bobbyjoe112345677889 August 31, 2013