fat garter

a person that is obese.

Roxy: yo did you see that crazy Johnny Vegas on telly last night?
Harriet:Yeh sure did, he is one crazy fat garter.

by harriet April 15, 2004

Garething

When someone storms out of the room without a reason and with no warning.

He just left without a word. He's clearly garething!

by J.D.House December 1, 2009

snarfle the garthogg

fucking a huge fat smelly bitch who's origin is a bit of a genitic question

steve continues to snarfle the garthogg with that thing that lives with him

by big baller 23 August 21, 2008

garghy

Any type of liquid that comes out of or from the vagina.

"Dude, this girl was so nasty!"
"What happened?"
"Her garghy was all over the floor when I came in the room!"

by Kitty :P February 9, 2010

chan gart

a fat short stubby judist who enjoys munging cleavland steamers and big black long dicks in and around his mouth

hey chan gart you suck dick at call of duty and you can only bench press 45 pounds

by jpruss September 2, 2009

Gart

a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.

Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!

by gertfert February 28, 2011

Gart

A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.

"That guy is a total Gart!!"

"Hey Gart"

"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"

"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."

by GartLuver123 May 5, 2010