fudge contest

Two individuals (Male, Male) (Male, Female) (Female, Female May be more difficult), both naked, and alone. one individual gets on all fours, the other on his knees. The individual on all fours begins to poop, while the other individual attempts to keep the poop inside of the pooper. at the end of the poop, the person who kept the most poop where they were supposed to wins, the other must then clean up with their mouth.

Person #1: Phew! I'm glad I won that fudge contest!

Person #2: This tastes terrible!

by WalrusDestroyer February 24, 2014

booty fudge

Now this is the stuff that you will find leaving an odor so awfull that it may even creep up under your shirt while standing,its a combination of ass sweat,shit particles,chaffy skin,and maybe even a dingle berry or two between your ass cheeks. It will usually occur when standing and or walking for prolonged periods of time,and will worsen in intense heat.Latter leaving a shit streak on your boxers.

Who the fuck is stinkin up this room with their nasty ass booty fudge??? go wipe your ass!!!

by "ELBOWMAC" December 04, 2009

fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 23, 2006

fudge-ums

a square brown chocolate mascot used to sell brownies on another stupid ass dominoes commercial.

(Thundering of loud footsteps in distence)

Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa

(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)

by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

Flying Fudge

When you proceed to defecate onto ones family member then you push them down a hill in a shopping cart.

"Dude i just Flying Fudged your great grandpa last night!"

by Tyler Bonilla Whittaker January 30, 2009

fudge pouch

Just another name for your asshole.

When Molly was baking brownies she looked in the bag and said, "What the hell is a fudge pouch?" Then her stepfather giggled and said, "That's just another name for your asshole. I know my fudge pouch is going to need a good asswiping once I'm done those brownies!"

by Gabe from West Chester August 29, 2022

cow fudge

A white gummy substance, more commonly known as cream cheese.

Wilma and Betty love to rub cow fudge over their buns.

by Migrainiac September 07, 2006