Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.

Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.

by Rytic June 15, 2013

horny freshman

American slang for Nixy

Person A: That dude is such a horny freshman.
Person B: I know right! He's a Nixy.

by NotCosmicReef November 21, 2020

Freshman Wall

When a group of stupid 14 year olds forget how to walk in the middle of the doorway or hallway and block you from proceeding.

"Hey, why did you throw me down the stairs?!"
"Sorry, you were creating a Freshman Wall"

by S1Xcait September 14, 2022

freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .

Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool

by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

Freshman syndrome

The energy the freshmen in highschool have left over from middle school that still gives them excitement when going to class.
This is usually lost as the student loses all hope for happiness during their years of highschool.

"Hey, you see that new girl running through the halls to get to class?"
"Yeah, freshman syndrome, they'll figure it out eventually"

by TamaleBoi September 12, 2022

Freshman thot

a female who typically has a flat butt yet still gets seniors because they’re easy

Sarah: dang Merissa such a freshman thot

Lisa: i know. she’s always with seniors

by neighborhoodhoe223 February 1, 2020