TEEGUY's definitions

16th birthday

This means that you are now able to drive legally and you’re able to get a job now. And you will probably get your first car. You’re only 2 years away from adulthood, which seems far, but yet so close!

“Hey man, my 16th birthday is coming up”!
“Dang, 16? You’re almost an adult”!

by TEEGUY August 19, 2024

15th birthday

The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.

14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”

16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”

by TEEGUY December 31, 2024

Class of 2029

The new set of freshmen

Sophomore: Ew, imagine being Class of 2029. 2028 is way better.

Freshman: You were just a freshman a few months ago…

by TEEGUY October 17, 2025

Class of 2028

The most irrelevant class. They act like they’re the shit, but they have no idea what high school has for them. And they’re still little ass kids in my opinion. They were born in ‘09 & ‘10, which are the worst years to be born in. If you’re class of 2028, please stfu because nobody cares about you.

“What class are you?”
“I’m class of 2028”
“I feel bad for you”

by TEEGUY July 2, 2024

Class of 2027

The incoming sophomores of August 2024. They want to be upperclassmen so bad, but they still act like little children. And they’re most likely getting a job & their permits, considering that they’re 15. They’re not freshmen anymore, but they’re still underclassmen, which makes them irrelevant.

“What grade are you going to?”
“10th”
“So you’re Class of 2027?”
“Yep”

by TEEGUY July 3, 2024

Freshman year

The best year of high school. You’re fresh out of middle school and it’s not as bad as your teachers described it. The classes are easy and the teachers take it easy on you because it’s your first year. The only downside is that you’re the youngest in high school & the other grades might hate you. Freshman year is middle school pt 2. This is also the year where you make new friends and meet new people. Enjoy freshman year because it flies by.

“What grade are you entering”?
“Freshman year”
“Dang, you’re lucky”

by TEEGUY July 3, 2024

Sophomore year

The most irrelevant year of high school. It’s basically the “middle child” of high school. It’s basically a filler year. But it’s a really easy year. And at least you get more respect than the freshmen. By sophomore year, you should be more comfortable with your surroundings now & you pretty much already know the routine of high school. But you’re still not an upperclassman yet, so don’t get too cocky just because you’re not a freshman anymore. And this is the last easy year you’re gonna have, so enjoy it before you hit junior year.

“Is sophomore year hard”?
“No it’s basically like freshman year”

by TEEGUY July 3, 2024