Frartnarckal

When your trying to sound like your having a stroke but it's not working and your saying random nonsense

I'm trying to Frartnarckal over here man,

by DemonLordDefinition September 8, 2023

Fert

A fert is a little man no no bit, commonly used as an insult to your best friend.

(Preferably call your best friend Sadie, a fert)

YOU LITTLE FERT

by Eclipse's behind :D October 8, 2023

freet

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freet

by roshasdefinitions December 27, 2023

fertile ground

Ejaculating into the dirt or rocks while hiking or camping.

I took Jessica up to the cascades and got fertile ground after a hike.

by Trophy boi January 20, 2024

Fertnig

If you are in the fertnig family you are smarter better and overall have at least a 7 inch cock and are better then any other fucker out there

Guy1:holy shit his last name is fertnig
Guy2:I know right he has a massive 7 incher

by Cock sucker 9000 November 30, 2023

Fertiloser

A chronic loser with an extra short life expectancy.

Hamas is breeding generations of fertilosers to enrich the soil of Palestine.

by Michael Zeleny June 16, 2024

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024