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Root Beer Float

When a man comes inside of a dirty ads and the creampie is Brown from shit topped with the sweet confection of cum, resembling a Root beer float
God damn! That chicks ass was so dirty or fucking ended with a Root beer float
by Edonah February 23, 2015
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root beer float

When a male lies in a bathtub, filled with water, or sometimes soda, and a female sitts on his face, farting, causing the water directly over his face to bubble. Following this, the male turns the female over and jizzes onto her face, giving her a creamy topping.
"Get me six cases of publix soda and meet me in the bathrooms with no cloths on...tonight im giving you a root beer float"
by Rhomby October 12, 2006
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to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you
dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.
by Blake the amazin October 3, 2007
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whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.
Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.
by t3hKEG December 12, 2007
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root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
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whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.
So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.
by Jason June 30, 2004
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Cincinnati Root Beer Float

When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.
Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!
by greasy_jesus April 4, 2009
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