Jizz Fiend

Someone who likes Jizz so much that they become obsessed with it, like a fiend. See how that works?

Hey, i saw karen the other day, she's such a jizz fiend now.

by SteveC937 February 4, 2009

fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

by dkf June 5, 2009

Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.

"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"

by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009

Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

by lalalagirl49850934850 January 30, 2010

classroom friend

Someone who you hang out with in class, but nowhere else. They're normally way more popular than you. You get along and hang out in class, but they don't acknowledge you anywhere else.

Girl 1: I kind of like Nick.
Girl 2: Oh he's cute. But do you ever even talk to him?
Girl 1: Kind of. He's a classroom friend.
Girl 2: Oh gosh that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah.

by swallowbacca May 5, 2013

Cig Fiend

A person who cannot go more than 20 minutes without a cigarette without fiending.

Cole was such a cig fiend, that ten minutes into his meeting he was fiending, and within five minutes after that was rolling around on the floor writhing in pain, and might have died if someone had not put a Marlboro Red in his mouth and lit if for him.

by bosslikerickross April 14, 2015

FAKE FRIEND DAY

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.

She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off

by Domo😘 June 9, 2020