Dick to Face Fight

Aggressive Fellatio

At first things were going smooth and gentle, next thing I know, we got into a dick to face fight...

by Asvetic February 27, 2008

Jager Fight

A fight that is caused purely because of drinking too much Jager (which makes people angry and is actually a truth serum.) The fight is even worse if a person falls asleep after having too much Jager, and then is woken up. Usually people don't even remember the Jager Fights.

"What did you guys do after the bar last night"

"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"

by Rebecca L March 4, 2008

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey

-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"

by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010

russian slap fight

An absolute beatdown session.

-A line is drawn in dirt

-Right foot of both men is placed on the line

-The men interlock hands over the line

-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin

-They begin by slapping each other in the face

-Note: As hard as possible

-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.

-Best two out of three is the winner

Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.

by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010

Eskimo sword fight

When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos

Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy

by Vemsseak July 18, 2016

bitch fight

two or more girls ingaged in scratching, punching, biting, box kicking, hair pulling, clothes ripping, and all the other brutal ways girls hurt each other. Usually very amusing to watch and film.

BOB: Yo, did you see those girls titties flyin every where when they ripped each others shirts off in that bitch fight?
ROB:Ohh Yaaaa, i got it on film too!

by Fry_Bag420 December 9, 2007

fist fight

An unorganized boxing match that usually happens on the streets or in a schoolyard. A fist fight is strictly throwing punches, unlike most street fights. If the participants start grappling and whatnot, then it is more of a brawl.

The teacher and student started fist fighting, but it eventually turned into a brawl.

by The Phone Booth April 24, 2004