facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

by TranceXplant March 5, 2009

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FaceTable

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends

Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"

by CASTU245463 April 4, 2011

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Faneto • Fanet • Fanette • Fanetteing • JBY Faneto • fagnet • facetious • faget • fagette(s) • facety

(noun) A fag magnet; One who attracts homosexuals. Used in reguards to sissified actions/mannerisms being acted out by a straight male. Term usually labeled by a friend, but can be from enemy.

(Verb) Fagnetize(-d)(-ing) - To make a fagnet; impose fagnet-like qualities; cause fagnet-like appearance.

(Adj.) Fagnetized (-ing) - Appearing fagnet-like; resembling a fagnet; is acting/has acted like a fagnet.

(noun) Ex: "Look at Joseph. What a fagnet!"

(verb) Ex: "Joseph, don't fagnetize my dog by doing that."

(Adj.) Ex: "Joseph makes that shirt look all fagnetized when he wears it."

by Home O. Fobe July 19, 2004

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Faceturbation

Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.

Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!

by The Showquest August 18, 2009

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FaceTime Rule

A form of communication through which iPhones are connected by a stream of live video as a way to talk to someone while also being able to see them. When this form of communication is used between a male and female who are in an intimate relationship, the female is required to reveal her breasts during the course of the conversation at least once.

Hannah and I were using FaceTime last night and she totally followed the FaceTime Rule - her boobs looked perfect!

by Stump17 July 7, 2015

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