Falkirk is located in the Central belt of Scotland. However it is probably the shittest place in the whole country. The high street consists of charity shops,immigrants from the cladhan that hang about stinking of last nights curry (they eat it every night the dirty pakis) and self declared young teams who are all dressed the same in their matching homosexual bum sex convention uniform.
Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.
Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.
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