Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.

Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.

by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019

Facebook

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.

I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Facebook

The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.

OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.

by imAGHOST October 30, 2019

Facebook

A thing that only adults use

OMG Facebook is the best -Adults

by Farthest October 1, 2017

facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.

Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?

by alco3 August 18, 2019

Facebook

A website/app created by old people, for old people.

My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.

by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019