freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
by schooldays May 16, 2023
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freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.
Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?
by LadThings March 14, 2017
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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 12, 2017
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Freshman smirk

a term described by math teachers, where only the freshman are the only ones who have it, and it portrays them as devilish, sneaky, and ones who are trying to get away with something sinister.
Anandus gave his teacher the freshman smirk when he told him that he liked the homework.
by mathematician February 08, 2012
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freshman fucker

Someone that fucks a freshman in the bathroom while at homecoming
Damn jason is a freshman fucker
by The fresh man fucker December 05, 2016
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The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout
She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018
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