Fork

They are not very useful for eating soup. Hmmm.

I have found that forks aren't useful when eating soup... Don't try it, it doesn't work...

by yapdizap March 29, 2009

fork

A choice between paths, usually having 2 or more roads.

I came to the fork in the road.

by Keijiro Hayashi November 2, 2003

What the fork?

What the fork.

Can replace What The Fuck at a time where swearing is inappropriate, or unwise, eg, around children.
It deems "wtf" to be more acceptable also.

"What The Fork Dude?"
"Sorry"

"What The Fork!?"
-child walks in-
"What The Fork?"

"what the fork?"
"whats up?"

"wtf"
"what does that mean"
"er... What the.. er.. Fork"

by FelixB666XD November 9, 2009

Forkinator

A person who attacks a person or object with at least 1 fork.

Phil : "wtf faggot stop stabbing me with a fork"
Bob : "Owned!"
Phil : "fuck you forkinator"

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

Chenango Forks

An almost non-existant town in Upstate New York that has a great wrestling team and almost nothing else.

Did you hear what happened in Chenango Forks last night? Must have been wrestling, nothing else happens there.

by Policare's Favorite December 11, 2010

fork

A pronged eating utensil.
see also lung

Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

by Meatbal1z January 24, 2009

forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004