Kiss my feet

A term used to describe the action of grovelling or cowering fearfully or courteously at the feet of someone who would want to assert their authority and superiority and press the tongue by caressing with the lips as a sign of obedience, submission, or dominance against the bare feet of who you are trying to gain the favor or forgiveness of.

Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.

The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).

With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.

"I never liked you Danny, you were always mean to me"
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"

Trouble Bound (1993)

by Waht Nein! November 22, 2018

Fleeting Expletive

Usually a single curse word or indecency during a live TV or radio broadcast. It's the media's version of the "F-Bomb", used by the FCC in assessing fines against broadcasters.

Joe Biden's comment on Health Care Reform after introducing the President ("...it's fucking important...") was a Fleeting Expletive.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction in the half-time show of Super Bowl XXXVIII was a visual Fleeting Expletive.

by Doktari July 15, 2010

Fleetwood Mac Attack

A sudden craving/urge to listen to some songs from the venerable rock band. Inspired by the Big Mac Attack, craving for a McDonald's burger.

Having a Fleetwood Mac Attack now.......need to put "Tusk" on the CD player right now.

by twinkie75 October 1, 2017

flectarn

The act of shitting on the hood of someone's car to get revenge

Jason: you alright Robbie.
Robbie: No. do you remember that guy we mugged last week.
Jason: yeah.
Robbie: well I woke up and saw him having a Flectarn on my car.

by That_Random_Guy0 April 7, 2017

Feetagrapher

A person who takes feet pictures only.

Hey i met a great feetagrapher the other day his name is max.

by Adnan998 August 17, 2022

fecal feet

NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.

"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"

by Sam Davis, the original circus punk April 30, 2008

Goochie Flector

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise

1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

by Rowdy Rhonda March 2, 2009