flexed out

tryin to act like something you're not.

Man! You aint kiss that girl. You are so flexed out!!

by Tito Gallon March 30, 2009

solo flex

to masterbate. said by rapper T-Pain in the remix to the song "Hit Em With The Flex" by the Party Boyz

Dave: "Yeah, it my girl's time of the month"
Mike: "Guess you won't be getting any for a few days!"
Dave: "Hell yeah man. I'm gonna have to hit that solo flex tonight."

by BigBlaaaaack April 11, 2010

tape master flex

a small penis,
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.

the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"

" hey i herd that guy over there got the tape master flex"

"yeah, hes pissed"

by sweetsab6 January 24, 2010

Flex'n on em'

A phrase meaning to beat someone's ass while gloating and coming up sick with it on any kind of transaction but most especially drugs.

That nigga be Flex'n on em'.

Let me get that Xbox be Flex'n on em'.

by Money M.T. April 1, 2010

Bobo Flex

Stupid Showoff.

Bobo: something that is jenke, ghetto,fake. not genuine. foul, shiesty, or generic.

Also Origin, Tagalog (Philippine's national language) meaning, STUPID or DUMB.

Flex: As far as urban slang, the definition is "to show off." Used by many rappers, most notable Ice Cube and the Geto Boys. Originated in the urban community, and has been used for quite some time.

Whats he doing?

Ah, Just Bobo Flexing.

What a tool.

by offspring1234 August 28, 2009

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

by Michael February 11, 2005

FalixNodes

A place to host servers where nodes go down all the time.

Hey, looking to a host a small Minecraft server or a Discord bot? I think FalixNodes is good.

by Corbie-chan December 5, 2020