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Excuse Exchange

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!
by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007
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existentialism

The conundrum that will is a real phenomenon appearing from a false meta-state (materialism) and sense is a false phenomenon appearing from a real meta-state (sensualism).

The inability (and representational necessity) of a human being to tell the difference between individual will and sense or to confuse will FOR sense.

The conundrum of existentialism is equivalent to the a priori/a posteriori problem.

In contrastive religion, the sensualist divergence between Judaism and Hinduism.
Existentialism poses a conundrum: is sense will or is will sense?

It turns out that sensualISM is representationally individual will and collective will is meta-representationally individual sense.

Meta (self) - representation or tautology is the meta-state behind the existential conundrum.
by sandraxine September 3, 2018
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Existence

A thing that all humans are unwillingly forced to take part in, where they have to live, breathe and eat just to be considered alive, and it ain’t fun, it sucks!
Friend 1: I hate existence
Friend 2: Yes
by I_like_green April 2, 2022
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Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.
"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."
by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012
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Non-existent

Every guy's pp
Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.
by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020
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Shit On Your Existance

To disrespect, ostracize, or otherwise make somebody feel shame for something they have said or done.
"Ricky, you made me look like a fool."
"Actually this happens on a daily basis, because I love to shit on your existance."
by ghostbustingnigga November 1, 2008
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Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.
Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.
by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022
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