Exalated

The adjective term to describe one who has been pranked into consuming something with Ex-lax in it. This is commonly done with things like brownies, cakes and other baking items that are brown.

1.
John: Hey bill, How is it going in the bathroom?
Bill: *groaning* Bad.
John: Okay well, i just wanted to let you know you got exalated!

2.
Bill was exalated beyond repair, he would have to sit around and bleed out of his rectum.

by GenoClysm December 6, 2012

Exactamalaria

Means 'yes', 'exactly', 'right', 'correct', or 'affirmative'. The first half, 'exacta', is from the Spanish word 'exacta', meaning 'exactly'. The second half, 'malaria', is a quantification of the degree of exaction that one's exacting maintains, as well as the precision of its localized exactability.

The intensity of 'exact' is likened, thus, to the deadliness of malaria, a debilitating disease.
The precision of 'exact' is likened, thus, to either the small stature of a mosquito, or the surgical precision the insect itself uses for the extraction of blood from its victims.

"You'll never guess what happened..."
"What?"
"No really, guess what happened when I waded out into the damned mosquito-infested swamp. Really think about it."
"You... got bit by a mosquito?"
"Exactamalaria! Imagine that! Next time? Why don't you go get your own damn hat!"

by Zaneshift March 22, 2012

Exagalie

To tell a friendly white lie that makes the story better also known as a exagalie. To add something that may or not have happened to enhance a story or tale.

When I was 12 I threw up on the airplane one time. My mom now tells everyone that when I fly that I throw up every time. I had 8 beers on my 30th birthday but when I talk about that night now I tell everyone that I had 16 beers. So these are known as exagalies.

by Rollo083 May 6, 2013

examlag

the need to sleep for like a week, after exams

i hate examlag, i missed all the post exam drinking cos i was so shattered

by belvederelover May 9, 2013

exaustapated

It is when you are so tired you don't give a shit

I'm so exaustapated today I got no sleep

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 21, 2016

Exasperation Punctuation

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.

Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016

Exactamongoo

When your teacher is a total pedophile who hits on all the girls. He usually calls on them the most and exaggerates their grades to over what they deserve

Mr. Simpson: "What is 2+2"

Girl: "5"

Mr. Simpson: "You should go to harvard"

Me: What an exactamongoo

by I identify as refrigerator January 8, 2017