Escalade EXT

A version of the Cadillac Escalade: Pick Up Truck.
It's the tightest Cadde ever!

"Omg, Did you see that Escalade EXT, Dawg???"

by LadyMcVay May 2, 2004

Sweet escape

a escape to utopia.

Sweet escape anyone?

by Si-beast January 31, 2009

escapability

One's ability to pull out mid-cum when you realize she is bat shit crazy.

Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"

by Phil Nye February 1, 2015

escargot

Explicit porn pictures, particularly tight shots of women's crotches. Comes from the term snail trail.

Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?

by Lady Csyde October 6, 2009

escape goat

Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.

Jennifer was John's escape goat when he couldn't bring himself to leave Caroline.

by Esther Schillinger April 18, 2007

Escastalker

the stranger on the escalator that stands or walks so close to you during subway rush hour that they simultaneously breath on the back of your neck and step on your heels. One begins praying that the stranger does not sneeze or cough.....H1N1 city.

I lost a shoe on the metro today thanks to an escastalker.

On the way to work this morning, an escastalker with a sniffle may have contaminated my brown bag lunch. Let's go out to grab something.

by Burful September 11, 2009

Escalearlier

An escalator that gets you there sooner.

Friend 1: Quick let's take the escalator!
Friend 2: No. Take the escalearlier. We need to get there fast!
Friend 1: Good idea. If we we're not quick they'll think we took the top escalator.
Friend 2: What the hell is that noise?!
Friend 1: Sorry. I was just humadruming.

by digital.sam September 28, 2009