erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

erectus expando

When you see someone pull off an insane glitch in THPS and your peepee goes big

Brando Dando Erectus Expando!

by devoxel May 17, 2018

erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking

I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference

by CDub83 November 8, 2020

Erection juice

An alternative word for cum which is a substance that comes out of your sexual organs caused by achieving maximum happiness and satisfaction.

A put my erection juice all over her face

by COOCHIE MAINE February 28, 2021

erectis erupteous

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

Plentyminimum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using small amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. A dosage of ten percent or less of any male enhancement drug over a period of 24 hours.

At first the doctors thought it might be Plentyminimum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which would effect only his hard drive.

by keithmorin July 24, 2011

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014