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Bush diving

Headlong leap of young men into woody bush.
Bru, I totally broke my glasses bush diving last night.
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Diving Bell

When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.
I have a real diving bell situation in my pants.
by ArtNSin June 14, 2015
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Cliff Diving

Cliff Diving is the act of last-minute bowing out of a social engagement amongst friends or colleagues, because you're secretly binging on pornography. The "drive" of Cliff Diving, refers to the heads-over-heals nature of the pronograhy binge.
Where's your boy at? Where all here at the bar!
Oh, he's not answering texts. He's probably Cliff Diving on that butt porn.
Probably true.
by tennisthemenace June 11, 2018
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Guy Diving

When a man descends from an aircraft of his choosing and lands his erect penis inside a spread-eagle woman/man.
Just spent $2,000 on guy diving lessons to try to fix my marriage. Love is priceless.
by Hannibal_x9 January 29, 2020
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dip diving

the act of eating out a womans gentials with a dip in.
Last night Hall put in some Grizz Mint and ate out Cindy. He was Dip Diving!
by MosesTheJew June 27, 2009
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Scuba Diving

Similar to a "snorkel" in which a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel. However, scuba diving requires an even taller man (a Pollock, for example) and a much shorter man (a Japanese man), and the two explore the deep crevasses of the ocean floor.

Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.
Christian: Chris, would you like to go scuba diving in Gloucester?

Chris: No.
by chr3000 March 16, 2010
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Scuba Diving

Yesterday I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I got to go scuba diving, it was AWESOME.
by TheCubanBeast May 20, 2010
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