dingle dong

A short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble dingle berries.

That guys penis is a dingle dong. Too bad for him.

by patrico January 8, 2008

dangleholic

A person who has an addiction to dangling!

Dude...you have dangled 3 times this period....I think you are a dangleholic!

by nhlskilz July 29, 2007

Dingle Diamond

A term used to grab the attention of an a-hole who is in their own world.

Yo Dingle Diamond, I asked you a question!

by Wizzleman October 27, 2008

Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole

Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts

by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009

Dingleberry Spore Farm

The area between the asshole and the nutsack, where, due to inadequate wiping creates tiny lumps of shit and toilet paper that collect on pubic/ass hair, (dingleberry spores) which after adequate time for growth due to lack of showering (see: hygiene) have grown or conglomerated into larger, fully developed dingleberrys.

Dude 1: Hey broski you wanna go to the gym?
Dude 2: No can do bro, every time I do a squat I rip out patches of my dingleberry spore farm
Dude 1: Gross.

by greggims December 30, 2011

Dingle Bush

a clueless woman with poor hygene that catches small bits of used tp in her pubic hair region.

"This chick i got with last night had a dingle bush, i almost yakked!"

by Vixen Vamp February 6, 2012

Dingle Raisins

Clumps of dry shit that clings on a man's dick pubes that he got after dirty butt sex.

Don't ever bang someone who has diarrhea, you'll get dingle raisins...

by Yaka yaka December 20, 2013