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defenescate

(v.) The act of throwing one's excrement out the window (especially when experiencing plumbing issues in another's home that may lead to greater embarrassment than the act of defenescating itself).
When the toilet failed to flush when I visited my future in-laws for the first time, I felt compelled to defenescate rather than own up to my unsightly mess.
by Misfits Doing November 23, 2022
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Sex defender

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders
A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"
by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021
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public defender

A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."
"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."
by Al Rossi February 18, 2007
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Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.
"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"
by excessoffandoms December 18, 2016
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defenestration

The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.

Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.
"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."

"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."
by miss gunn April 27, 2008
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defenceless

the best song off walls, singer songwriter louis tomlinson's debut album, people with superior taste only can appreciate the beauty of this song.
you listen to defenceless? your taste in music must be superior!
by enchantedbylou November 1, 2020
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