day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

Turkish Danglers

An abnormally big and saggy clitoris or large flabby loose vagina lips

I was about to fuck ur moms when i noticed she had a nasty set of Turkish Danglers!!!

by Redmayng December 12, 2006

K money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.

"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"

by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

dogs danglies

See the dogs bollocks

Excellent!

The ultimate

That new mobile from nokia is the dogs bollocks, it could almost make the tea

by just me March 23, 2004

Dingle Dangle

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.

Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!

by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010

Dangler

A Dangler, dangles everbody and snipes goalies all day long.

Buffalo Bison Girls, Coatsworth the Dangler

by bisons1114 August 25, 2010