Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....

Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!

by $ie July 16, 2008

Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed

"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"

by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019

dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts

hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro

by cazpers January 7, 2023

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred September 30, 2015

Dong Slop

The white, creamy chad (male ejaculate) that comes from the shaft of a well hung male.

"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yea I heard Kevin slathered her face in dong slop."

by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013

bossman dong

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by Nick Guurr April 9, 2020