cook bricks

1) to prepare free base cocaine
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave

1)
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")

2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

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Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

by MeatAxe September 25, 2003

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Nathan Cooke

One who is completely and unbelievably awesome; one who has an enormous penis and the ability to make everyone happy. Has been none to move away; while previous locations remain shines to those left behind;

Nathan Cooke has such an enormous penis!
Taylor's a faggot

by nate:D December 13, 2010

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Rice Cooker

Fat Man and Little Boy flew over Japan one at a time cooking rice in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Japanese people

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its a fucking rice cooker

by JustTha June 9, 2019

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DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.

Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.

by Ceylon August 21, 2009

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