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Cyber Insecurity

The mild panic that arises when you realize you might not be as funny or as cute as you thought based on a lack of comments to your recently posted status update or picture.
You posted a picture on Facebook of your 4 month old baby and didn't garner one measly Like, thus producing the cyber insecurity that your friends think your baby is ugly.
by Sulli-Chan July 11, 2011
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Cyber Power Blaster

Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.
When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.
by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011
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cyber monogamous

Having a cyber sex relationship with only one person who you have never met in real life, only online.
He decided to be cyber monogamous with her because she gave really good virtual head.
by Anonymisses December 28, 2011
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Cyber meeting

The act of meeting another individual in cyber space.
On a dating site after a couple of emails back and forth between two awesome people, the conversation goes like...

Chris: ..... it was nice cyber meeting you! :)

May: It was nice cyber meeting you too, cool expression btw, lets meet up in real life as well ! :)
by The Christoph January 16, 2012
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Cyber Paramour

A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.
"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
by Mamahipster November 7, 2011
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Cyberboating

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.
Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(
by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011
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Cyber Moon

When one scans a picture of his or her own ass and sends it to a friend online hidden as something of interest.
"I'm not gunna open that file you sent me. You're just gunna fucking cyber moon me again!"
by Dr. Quorge The Conqueror April 3, 2012
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