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Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.
Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.
by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024
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Robinson Curve

The linear representation of the complex relationship between age, alcohol consumption and sexual prowess, or simply known as “ the robinson curve”. This impressive discovery is very accurate at representing the improvements in both stamina and confidence associated with small amounts of alcohol consumption, and the subsequent increase of confidence as well as the somewhat rapid decline in performance that occurs with excess consumption.
Oh mate, he's totally in the robinson curve right now.
by djambi699 August 8, 2022
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illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.
Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.
by Dman6969 October 24, 2018
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curved neck trick

A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..
E Mac is with that curved neck trick Felicia again .her neck is really curved
by Uncle Burt April 7, 2022
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Curving

The gentle male equivalent to scissoring. When a male rubs his scrotum softly against another males scrotal sack. For the hardcore and much more intense variant of this position see curbing.
I heard that fine gay couple curving last night, man he really got off.
by Curvestomp April 7, 2022
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Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.
Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
by Bigestboi June 13, 2018
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