curtain pole

the object someone called steph tried to kill herself off, until it broke

stringup, pole realises weight, pole snaps

by KoBraKAi March 07, 2005

Beef Curtains

Long, saggy and hanging pussy lips.

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

by Raj` August 20, 2008

Meat Curtains

A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.

Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."

Dave - "Sweeeet"

by zker666 July 07, 2010

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 14, 2006

beef curtain

woman's vagina

1. Oh wow, what a beef curtain she must have!

by stunani June 30, 2009

Beef Curtains

Piss flaps

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.

From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'

by CJRed October 14, 2004