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graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.
friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.
by heather mackey December 14, 2008
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sean combs

by annonymous July 2, 2004
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crumbs

yo check out dese crumbs i got eh
by Melissa February 6, 2005
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cubs

Yo I meet this Nympho and she had me doin cubs in the backset of da caddy..dat shit was crazy!
by $L!M December 14, 2008
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Cumber

A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.
Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?
by p00pst3r! September 21, 2006
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is a 38 year old actor who is known for film and television. He rose to worldwide fame with his role in the BBC 'Sherlock', as the title character. He is the most amazing actor most people will have seen. His portrayal of the modern Sherlock Holmes is perfectly like a sociopath but witty and sarcastic. He is also known for films like 'Hawking' where he played Stephen Hawing and more recently for playing Alan Turing in 'The Imitation Game. While also being a brilliant actor he also has the voice like 'an echo of a jaguar' Not only that but he is strangely attractive and has cheekbones so sharp that you could cut yourself if you slapped them. For all these reasons he has a HUGE fan base of giggly girls (and boys) who absolutely adore him. They have many different names for there group ranging from 'Cumberbitches' to 'Cumbercookies'. His fan base practically run Tumblr and he has been voted No.1 celebrity on tumblr for a second year in a row and his fans use cute words like cumberbooty. However lovely the 'Cumbercookies' seem to be, if you mention the Sherlock episode 'The Reichenbach Fall' or the fact that Sherlock only has about 3 episodes every two years or that Sherlock will be on hiatus longer than Doctor Who has been running. They will undoubtly bite your head off. Also, if you ever diss Benedict, they will hunt you down. But Benedict is the most down-to-earth, genuine and sweet guy you will ever meet and he seems so grateful for everything he has.
Average Girl: OMG I watched Sherlock at the weekend and that Benedict Cumberbatch is SOO amazing!
Cumbercookie: Yes I know! Only 2 years till the next episode! *fangirls excitedly*
Annoying Girl: Ew, Benedict Cumberbatch is an alien-looking weirdo.

Cumbercookie: RUN NOW LITTLE GIRL BECAUSE I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF! DONT EVER INSULT BENEDICT!
by AwkwardOtter January 5, 2015
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Crumbs

That cracker was walkin down the street with a bunch of crumbs
by Bradley58 July 24, 2011
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