by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018
Get the Cucumber lovemug. 
Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 9, 2024
Get the as crucial as cucumbersmug. A name (of human origin) for the situation occuring on date 2021-01-24T06-10; approximately 1400, where the individual in question, J. Watson Corder, communicated with X, and was able to reach an agreement satisfactory to both parties.
Unsure. For your computer to accept this, I have determined that this sentence must include the term "Cucumber".
by Unk January 23, 2021
Get the cucumbermug. A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
by Immaturespices October 15, 2018
Get the dry cucumbermug. by Coralface June 10, 2023
Get the Cucumber saladmug. The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Cody’s cucumbermug.