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Crook the elbow

Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."
Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.
by Roastedxx May 14, 2019
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Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
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Burden of crooked smile

Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.
"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."
by Crooked Smile FTC November 17, 2020
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Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.
by cyclopentane August 15, 2023
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Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works
by AndrewIsCoolio January 10, 2019
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.
Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money
by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016
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