A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
Get the crooked mudflap mug.I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".
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