crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

brain cramp

spacing out for a moment or becoming very confused.

if someone was saying something and you misheard them, you could say 'brain cramp' or 'I'm having a brain cramp' to explain how you're confused or explain something idiotic you said.

by shivani patel July 27, 2006

Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

by big_daddy_d August 3, 2009

cramparrhea

When a woman is on her period and gets booth cramps and diarrhea.

Brittany was ragging it and said that the cramparrhea was burning her butt.

by Big Josh April 29, 2008

Crampage

Going on a sex spree after a long-term relationship has ended.

Jill and I just broke up. I'm gonna go on a massive crampage this month and bang a ton of chicks.

by crampage October 9, 2009

collin cramer

the sexiest mother fucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He also likes to take thots to Youngstown. I heard they have nice parks there. Collin Cramer like to hang out with his bitch ass friends and his girlfriend. he is good at football and is too good to play basketball for Craig Hannon. His life consists of fuckin bitches and gettin money.

Person 1: hey, who is that over there?

Person 2: that's Collin Cramer! can't you tell by all the bitches and money?

Person 1: oh yeah! I should have known!

by thot123 January 5, 2014

crampette

From the french word crampé (meanning laughing out loud) crampettte means à little less crampé.

This Verville is so crampette, I craped my pants.

by [e-mail] December 13, 2004