everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
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When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
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Get the Goose Count mug.Adj. Refers to your follower-to-following ratio.
The amount of followers and/or number of followings on your social media platform(s).
According to Millennials and Gen Zs your following count must never be higher than your number of followers.
Adj. Clout Count can also refer to the number of "likes" or reactions on your posts.
And according to the Millennials and Gen Zs you MUST delete a photo if it does not exceed a certain amount of appreciation or if it does not surpass the amount of love than your previous post.
DISCLAIMER: Those faulty of following too many dog accounts may need to shut it down. Or if you possess a blue checkmark you have far exceeded the need to worry about your clout count.
The amount of followers and/or number of followings on your social media platform(s).
According to Millennials and Gen Zs your following count must never be higher than your number of followers.
Adj. Clout Count can also refer to the number of "likes" or reactions on your posts.
And according to the Millennials and Gen Zs you MUST delete a photo if it does not exceed a certain amount of appreciation or if it does not surpass the amount of love than your previous post.
DISCLAIMER: Those faulty of following too many dog accounts may need to shut it down. Or if you possess a blue checkmark you have far exceeded the need to worry about your clout count.
My clout count is 875:200, what's yours?
Oh.. mine's uh... 400:1,000.
You should probably just shut it down and drop all social media, #nolove.
OMG, Becky. Did you see Sasha's clout count?
She just follows too many dog accounts.
Well, I just hit 10k. #sponsorme
Oh.. mine's uh... 400:1,000.
You should probably just shut it down and drop all social media, #nolove.
OMG, Becky. Did you see Sasha's clout count?
She just follows too many dog accounts.
Well, I just hit 10k. #sponsorme
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Get the Body Count mug.The number of sexual partners one has been with, especially regarding a man (hence the notch = pussy).
Brad: "Bro I'm twenty and I've already slept with three different bitches."
Chad: "Yo that's nothing I had a 20 notch count by the time I was 16!"
Chad: "Yo that's nothing I had a 20 notch count by the time I was 16!"
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