Piece Control
Piece Control by Civyfn twitter September 7, 2020
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Ground Control To Major Tom
The act of base to tip stimulation to get fully erect. Subject rests pinkie on the pubic area then proceeds to rub hand up to the tip of the penis, grip semi-tight. Subject repeats until fully stimulated. Lotion is highly recommended for a successful transmission between Major Tom and ground control.
Ground Control To Major Tom by Mooley March 15, 2010
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mind control
1. Dennis Rodman would mind-f--- his opponents when he would play for the Bulls.
2. I have mind-power over the Bears.
2. I have mind-power over the Bears.
mind control by saints_60426 November 13, 2003
Traffic Control
The dangerous job of setting up lane closures so road construction can be accomplished. Consists of setting up signs, arrowboards, and deliniation devices. Traffic control technicians also instal temporary pavement markings. These include the white and yellow lane dividers and edgelines. They spend their work day trying not to get killed and making it safe for drivers and workers
Traffic Control by Sublime0901 January 17, 2009
birth control day
a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work
the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!
birth control day by kixxarse July 31, 2010
Birth Control Roulette
A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
Birth Control Roulette by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021
domestic birth control
When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
domestic birth control by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009