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Bullying with consent

Can I bully you?
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Sure thanks for asking for consent
Bullying with consent
by Astrid stars March 24, 2021
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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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Minecraft Legacy Console Edition

The best version of Minecraft released to date.
Somebody - Yo what version of Minecraft do you play?

His Friend - Minecraft Legacy Console Edition, the game that got discontinued to make some sped EA minecraft.
Somebody - You are the best person, definitely better than any Bedrock speds and Java coomers.
by ConfusedG December 28, 2022
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Consent

Being friendly toward the idea and partaking in the smoking of marijuana.

The act of smoking marijuana.
Yeah, let's consent.
by pirate bill January 27, 2011
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consensual rape

When two people are on the ground playfighting in positions that looks more like violent sex to anyone nearby.
Two people start talking, they start playfully arguing, and the next thing you know, consensual rape has occurred.
by Spirit Pyromaniac October 19, 2007
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soulja console

a super cool console and only cool intellectuals have it
oh shit he has a soulja console he must be very cool
by mr tripple cash April 21, 2019
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Console War

A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.

Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.
by Colder November 1, 2011
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