Consumption Vortex

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.

god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex

by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021

Consolesexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a game console!

1: I had sex last night!
2: Great! With who?
1: My PlayStation 5!
2: oh no... you’re consolesexual, aren’t you?

by TwilightKid53 June 4, 2021

Hygiene Conscience

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

by Ramfar June 1, 2011

The console/gaming war

A war in which the fan boys of both PlayStation and X-box argue about which is better.PC fan boys stand by and claim to be "the glorious PC master race"often stating(just as much as console fan boys)that they're are best,and are to up themselves to realize they're just as bad.All the while Nintendo stays in the background gaming and doing exactly what the PC fan boys claim to be doing,and for that they're discriminated against.Oh and by the way no I am not a Nintendo fan boy.

The console/gaming war:
PlayStation BEST!
Xbox:NO I'M BEST!
PC:LOOK,I AM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!
NINTENDO:*sigh

by DON'TWORRYI'MLEGIT December 4, 2013

oxygen.consumer

oxygen.consumer is a person that only says the truth, it's impossible for him to miss, everything he says is a W

oxygen.consumer "posts something"
Everyone in the comments: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

by Cool.Guy.From.Walmart September 2, 2021

Life-conscious

A deeper sense of awareness whereby existence is accepted as it is and life is lived on its own premises, corresponding to a deeper recognition of our own mortality and embracing the limitations and opportunities that life presents us with, as opposed to waiting for paradise or better days to justify our existence.

She signed up for cooking classes like she had always wanted to, after becoming more life-conscious in the wake of her coworker's untimely death.

by facile ac difficile April 3, 2022

un-forseen consequences

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman

Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"

by papzorz November 24, 2007