White-Collar Welfare

A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.
1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.

2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
by CorpWorkerBee February 03, 2011
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Blue collar boobs

When one saves up money through hard work to purchase fake breasts.
Did you see Leanne. She finally got her blue collar boobs after years of savings
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pop your collar

AN ACT OF FLAMBOYANCY. as the FONZ from happy days
by wwg one February 18, 2003
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blue collar tie

The overgrowth of facial hair on a man's neck. the unkempt, rugged look often seen on blue collar workers.
Butch was turned away from the gala because his blue collar tie was unacceptable.
by WiffleKing April 04, 2010
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white-collar boxing

no head shots, 3 rounds no breaks.
same as a 'straightener' boxing match, played among workers in ships or factories.
Fight Club is lame-o, all they tried to do in that fuckin' flock "flop flick" was to look a bit like white-collar boxers ..and it sucked big great friggin' time! Try again, Pitt..u wussie!
by hytham_hammer July 04, 2005
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popped collar

An uncircumcised male penis. Usually referred to by douchebags.
Alex has such a small popped collar!!!
by Kingpin399 March 17, 2010
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Vag Around the Collar

When a guy is so hammered, eats out a whore, when he normally would know better not to. The end result: Nasty pussy juice stains all along the collar of his shirt.
Mother F'er!! I have Vag Around the Collar. I knew I got too drunk last night and should not have eaten out that hooker. Arrgghh, a perfect shirt ruined!!
by RHCLL Mofo'r January 23, 2009
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