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Un-cock-a-block-able

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009
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Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"
"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"
by Thejobber August 31, 2012
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Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.
"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack
Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018
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Cock Block

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
by iiAvolition May 25, 2016
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