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Un-cock-a-block-able

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009
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Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"
"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"
by Thejobber August 31, 2012
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Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.
Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch
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Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015
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cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.
Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
by wesley walker December 21, 2021
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
by iiAvolition May 25, 2016
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