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Clitosophical

describes something related to the study of fundamental questions about the female clitoris, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language, or it describes a calm, rational, and thoughtful attitude towards the female clitoris, accepting disappointments with equanimity. It can refer to deep, critical thinking about big clitori or a composed or multiple clitoris, often characterized by wisdom and logic rather than emotional upset.
Brett was very clitosophical today at church, relating god to the clitoris.
by TheClitiBandit January 16, 2026
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covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed
My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.
by effingjoey December 21, 2009
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humor coitus

Lundune uses the term to loosely describe the effect of having an interactive stand up style comedy routine.
You are pretty funny, to bad you need humor coitus to do it. Also you are a stud muffin.
by CogitoProxy June 28, 2014
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Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.
Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.
by |Spectre1| July 30, 2017
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Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill
The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.
by joecoolthefool May 8, 2020
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Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex
After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus
by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021
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Cool Clits

A more popular variant to the term "cool beans" which is used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Popularized in 2021, Cool Clits has become a more modern approach to using the outdate original term.
Julia: Hey, I'm submissive and not dominant whatsoever!
Squishy: Cool clits! That's badass!
by SquishyTheGreat July 24, 2021
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