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Cleveland Literature

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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spencer cleveland

A native man who has a very deep voice. Probably a rapist. Lives in WA.
"Oh my god! Hide your penis! Spencer Cleveland is coming!"
by FunnyGuy15 June 2, 2014
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Cleveland Browns

Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.
"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."
by RNB03 January 17, 2018
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016
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Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016
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cleveland sleeve

Sex act consisting of the tongue being placed between the uncircumcised foreskin and glans of a penis
I’m sorry you’re a Jew, you’ll never get a Cleveland sleeve”
by BigDaddyDingus April 13, 2022
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