Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.

Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.

by Ramboni November 13, 2003

clease

When you laugh so much you start crying

Bro that joke was so funny it made me clease!

by Rapideu July 2, 2016

Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.

Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.

by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010

Pipe Cleaner

Summer's Eve Douche
-used to clean and flush out a woman's pipe (vagina)

Girl: I gotta go home and use a pipe cleaner cuz my boyfriend sez im smell like fish!!!

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

cunt cleaner

One who polishes large amounts of cunt, while pulling out his own anal beads.

Doug-"Yo, Melissa
Melissa-"True"
Doug-"pry on my dick as I whip these beads across yo face slut...
Melissa-"Damn, nigga that shit is cunt cleaner.
Doug-"True, where's Don"

by DJ Jonny Lengfelder April 3, 2009

beaver cleaver

a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...

"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006