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Harry clay 

To masturbate and cry at the same time Often using tears as lube normally over a female friend/coworker That u will never have sex with
Damn I Harry clay’d over Emily last night I will never get to have sex with her But at least facebook is free and she has lots of pictures

What I wouldn't give to enter a bathroom after she had violated it!
Harry clay by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021
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Harry clay 

To masturbate wile crying, often using your own tears as lubricant, and more than likely whilst viewing the Facebook profile picture of a coworker you have no chance of getting with
Damn I did a Harry clay last night, It makes me feel so pathetic but at least the lube is free

That guys a real creep you just know he does a Harry clay every night
Harry clay by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021

The Clay 

When five or more people poop in succession in the same toilet, filling it to the top.

Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not

move.
Devon and Reese and the other guys of the gang gave the restaurant the clay.
The Clay by Coffin Cover May 12, 2014

Mlep(clay)nos 

One of the funniest and most random recurring characters on the legendary show Brooklyn Nine-Nine ever.

Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.

Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.
Amy: "Can you spell that please? "
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."

Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."

Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."

Make Milk out of Clay 

To go from one topic to another without any sort of coherence.
"Dude, I was talking to your mom yesterday, and I really like bananas."

"Man, you can totally Make Milk out of Clay"

Andrew Dice Clay 

Originally born Andrew Clay Silverman, he was a big fan of Lenny Bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin' my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch off on the next block
Andrew Dice Clay by lonestar June 8, 2004