cracked like a fox

See "Crazy like a fox"

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

cracked

ugly, not pretty or easy to look at

DUUDE did you see that guy last night...hella cracked all up in the face.

by samsna April 18, 2004

clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'

"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."

by Gwynne January 31, 2004

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

The Cracked Voice

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

by twenty-seven December 18, 2010

cracked out

The condition in which your eyes are so red it looks like you just smoked a fat crack rock.

Your eyes are so cracked out they look like they're bleeding.

by wong August 26, 2003