Green Chile Chode

n - A dick that's been exposed to hot green chile. Exposure may be linked to but not necessarily, hand-jobs, blow jobs immediately after eating, anal 3-12 hours after eating, etc.

After drinking all night at Albuquerque Billy's Longbar, you decide to rub up against the chubby girl in the Taco Cabana line. She smiles and invites you to her table. Back at her place, you whisper..."ever done anal?" She smiles again and grabs your junk. After stroking her pooper for a few, your dick is on fire. You scream; she apologizes. "Is your dick on fire?" "Yes!" "I ate a double meat, double cheese, and double green chile Lotaburger for dinner. I gave you green chile chode."

by vandyu97 January 10, 2010

Fatty Basin Chode

Someone who is poor, fat, has a basin haircut, and is a chodey cunt.!
also known as FBC

Fuck, Jake is such a Fatty Basin Chode

by L14MLFC January 7, 2012

Chode Monkey

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey

by Koolp9000 March 24, 2007

Chodely

A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.

You "So are you doing anything tonight?"

Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"

*Chodely punches you*

Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"

Lady "Bye."

Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"

You "Shut up Chodely."

by Natty please? December 8, 2010

fire chode

when one has both a fire crotch and a chode

Charlie's packin' a fire chode.

by Ian Colton March 6, 2008

chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

chode bunny

Noun: If belly button lint and a dingleberry had some good drunk sex, this would be their spawn. A close cousin to the household dust bunny, this species is only found in the area of the chode. Has been found to be rather difficult to remove from its natural habitat due to its dingleberry clinging ability. However the % of fecal matter is much lower, mainly comprised of cloth fibers and body hair. A very unique breed.

Term of Endearment: Not as harsh as calling someone a chode.

I got home after work and my crotch was full of chode bunnies.

Hey chode bunny.

by s carroll November 5, 2005